Hello,
I was planning to be a bit of a crimefighter and use the power of my blog to catch 'The Defecator'. However I'm happy to report that he has been apprehended. His reign of terror is at an end. So I've no option but to go a bit tabloid. I'll offer a big prize for any information on our train hating chum. Who is he? Why? What have the trains ever done to him? Is it a fetish? Is he a mental? What the bloody hell is going on? Are you a victim? An arresting officer? Eh? Do you shit on trains? Why?
Cheerio
3 comments:
I thought it was one of the Turner prize entries for this year?
"...'Man defecating and smearing shit on train' is a scathing attack on neo-21st century bourgeois complacency, a timely reminder that post-Labour Britain is covered in the costly, steaming, stinking shit of our own debt and apathy as we ride the train of life to destinations unknown."
It wouldn't surprise me. I'd like to win the Turner prize but I wouldn't use shit. I'm afraid of it.
It's the ghost of Bobby Sands.
Post a Comment