10/17/2006

Balloons, The News, Stuff






Hello, Before I begin this evening I must draw your attention to this fine website. As a mere baby in the world of balloon animals I shall be paying several visits over the coming months. Do join me.


I see our Northern Irish chums are still squabbling up at St Andrews. You may be surprised to learn that I have never been involved in any sort of political negotiations so I'm slightly puzzled as to what Gerry Adams was doing carrying a Hurley stick. I mean I know Paisley can be a bit volatile but surely there's no need to resort to violence or are things more heated than we know? Do you reckon the DUP will start coming tooled up? What weapon would you use to attack Ian Paisley?


Finally, I've run out of Postcard Manifestos, if you know anyone who might be interested can you let them know. Remember I'm aiming for 1000 here. Cheerio

9 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

"I'm slightly puzzled as to what Gerry Adams was doing carrying a Hurley stick"

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"?

"What weapon would you use to attack Ian Paisley?"

Holy water and a crucifix.

Fat Sparrow said...

Ooops, I forgot to say that I'll try to find a postcard!

Clairwil said...

'Holy water and a crucifix.'

Haha! Do you think he'd melt?

Look forward to the postcard.

Binty McShae said...

Ahem... I just came across this site - http://bighornyhousewife.blogspot.com/ - and recognised the young(!) lady from an earlier post of yours... very funny, but soooo wrong! Anything to do with you, perchance?

Anonymous said...

In so far as it involves a reader of my blog (a non-blogger).

I was both shocked and touched.

Anonymous said...

yeah well your all a bunch of fuckin teasing slappers, the lot of yous, gettin me all worked up like that for fuck all

Clairwil said...

Not guilty Haden but the culprit is a big fan of yours. I'm sure they meant well.

Clairwil said...

Good God Cockbox!
Somewhat harsh don't you think?

Old Knudsen said...

I would attack Paisley with love, as he is God's sales rep on earth, bless his blackened heart.