Is there anything so lazily pleasurable as reclining and watching someone you're keen on disrobing? I submit that there is not but it is remarkable how easily pleasure can turn to pain. Oh yes! I am positively evangelical on this point which I must address to the chaps for I have never had this awful experience with a woman.
Really it's no wonder that female strippers are so popular whereas male strippers sit somewhere between a fart gag and a mother in law joke in the eroticism league. I have no idea why men commit this crime and I feel certain neither I nor nature are to blame. I am referring to keeping one's socks on until last. It is a revolting habit and anyone found guilty of it should be placed in the stocks and then on the sex offenders register. It is a vexation to the soul! It didn't ought to be allowed. And that is saying something.
Hey I don't pretend that this blog can change the world but if anyone reading this thinks twice before committing the sock crime I will have achieved something.