Sorry again for the lack of posts but I've been busy having what I believe is called an 'episode'. There I was on Friday sipping a fine Chilean Merlot, listening to Bizet's Carmen and merrily writing a superb blog post when disaster struck. Blogger deleted what I believe may have been the finest thing I've ever written. I can only conclude that this was the straw that broke the camels back because within hours an 'anonymous caller' or a nosy grassing cow as I prefer to call them had telephoned the police to report my behaviour!
It's quite hard to explain what happened next but by about five in the morning I was pacing the floor, windows wide to the world listening to a Maria Callas album when on impulse I tossed a wine bottle out the window. It hit the ground with a satisfying smash and I lay back happily on the couch. Within about half an hour the police were at my door. Well as I'm sure you are aware I come from a good family and I'm happy to say we've done our best to avoid coming to the attention of the authorities. I'd be a useless criminal. I was affronted.
I'm pleased to say the police were very nice about the whole thing. They immediately realised I wasn't a real criminal which left them problem of what to do with me. After some discussion they whisked me off to hospital and now as well being on the happy pills, it would appear that I am now care in the community. Well that is to say I have a community psychiatric nurse! I'm also off work as well, having got to my lunch break before feeling a bit 'temperamental' again. I didn't throw anything this time. As pleasant as the police were I'd prefer not to see them again.
After leaving work today I took myself off to the pictures to cheer myself up and went to see Thank You For Smoking. If you'll take some advice from a mere mentalist then go and see this film. I was in serious pain from laughing so hard and feel tons better as a result. That's all for now.