Good God! For the love of God! Jesus Christ! I say is that the Lord's name I see, let me me take it in vain. I'm sure some of you may have noticed I appeal to the Almighty on a regular basis. In my defence my family are far worse and as the old cock crows the young one learns. Anyway I've been the same since I was a small child and not once have I received any sort of response real or imagined.
Other people don't seem to have this problem. I remember sitting in my back garden one summer when the neighbour's window opened and some woman shouted the assembled children in to talk to Jesus. I was astonished to say the the least. Why Jesus didn't just come outside and talk to everyone I cannot say. The children answered the call and reappeared half an hour later as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. I have to say the children were evasive about what had been discussed or the means by which this miracle had been performed, so much so that I'm afraid to say I had my doubts about what had taken place.
Until today that is. I was minding my own business when out of nowhere appeared to very jolly women who wanted to tell me about Jesus. They reckon that you just ask Jesus for help and he gives it just like that! Apparently Jesus is very sad at the moment about the Iraq war, The Da Vinci Code and abortion but is powerless to intervene because God (his dad) gave us all free will. I have to say I was impressed in all my Jesus and Godding I have never once obtained any single piece of information. Not so much as a 'later I'm busy'.
Am I the only person being ignored in this very disheartening fashion? Do any of you have any chatting to God stories? Has God ever said anything funny/moving/inspirational to you? If so how do you do it?