When the Lord made me, he made a rambling woman. The Tessa scandal. For a start what in the name of all that is sacred and holy is a woman of that age doing being called Tessa. That is an elephants name. Rebel is a dogs name. The story ends. Anyone who can take such a blase view of £350,000 is out of touch with the electorate and as such unfit to govern. Piss off Tess! The peoples party, my arse.
Tony 'God Is My Co-Pilot' Blair is another slug destroying my brain. I can prove that with co-ordinates. Sorry Jug Ears, who voted for God? I'm sorry (not in the slightest) I've said it before, J.C seems like a nice boy but that God one is a right troublemaker. Shit the bed! If he's not telling Osama to fly planes at skyscrapers, he's telling Tony to bomb Iraq. Then there's his poof mania. Northern Ireland. Israel v Palestine. A fucking troublemaker. A rumble merchant. God leave us, we're not worth it.
We'll meet again.....
Tomorrow: Halal Whiskey/ Islam for alkies.