Hello,
When the Lord made me, he made a rambling woman. The Tessa scandal. For a start what in the name of all that is sacred and holy is a woman of that age doing being called Tessa. That is an elephants name. Rebel is a dogs name. The story ends. Anyone who can take such a blase view of £350,000 is out of touch with the electorate and as such unfit to govern. Piss off Tess! The peoples party, my arse.
Tony 'God Is My Co-Pilot' Blair is another slug destroying my brain. I can prove that with co-ordinates. Sorry Jug Ears, who voted for God? I'm sorry (not in the slightest) I've said it before, J.C seems like a nice boy but that God one is a right troublemaker. Shit the bed! If he's not telling Osama to fly planes at skyscrapers, he's telling Tony to bomb Iraq. Then there's his poof mania. Northern Ireland. Israel v Palestine. A fucking troublemaker. A rumble merchant. God leave us, we're not worth it.
Cheerio
We'll meet again.....
Tomorrow: Halal Whiskey/ Islam for alkies.
6 comments:
Dear Clairwil,
May I suggest, ever so gently, that it is probably unwise to blog *after* midnight? Your honesty does you credit for you were indeed, rambling, but do you think it fair to blame the Lord for this? Of course, anyone possessed of sense and sensibility will ignore any advice from a loon like me, but, if you intend to continue with this wee, small hours blogging, perhaps you could provide some course notes explaining the subtext.
Yours, in the cold light of day,
David Duff
"God made me do it" I mean, really! And if god told you to jump off a cliff would you? No, really, would you please Tony. Come on, we're all waiting.
Did he get that excuse from George W??
Is his next excuse going to be 'the dog ate it'?
Every man knows that God is a woman and is entitled to be contrary and troublesome.
Who is this God person anyway?
"That god one is a right troublemaker" ... Well at www.evilbible.com they certainly seem to think so. Have a read - it's pretty interesting!
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