Hello,
The ill man and I have decided to take up day drips and outings as a hobby. We or rather I, in a moment of drunken madness, have decided to invite you all to accompany us as we stroll round various bits of the world. Details of all outings will be posted here. There are those who will say inviting total strangers off the internet to go to the seaside is ill advised and they'd no doubt be right. We shall see.
Moving on The Blog Of The Week competition is up at A Mischief Of Magpies so have a look and get voting.
On an entirely different note, I see that The Worlds Biggest Penis is to be unveiled on Channel Four tomorrow. This presents me with something of a dilemma. Naturally I'd like a look at 'The Worlds Biggest Penis' but I'm entertaining a gentleman friend tomorrow evening. What is the etiquette in such a situation? Should I just leave the television on Channel Four and pretend I can't find the remote control? Or should I be more direct? It's a puzzle.
Cheerio
3 comments:
I recommend the following dialogue:
"Look.
I'm going to look at a big penis on television tonight. That's just the way it is."
If he doesn't appreciate your candour it was probably never meant to be.
Lets hope you have Widescreen T.V.,
but what if your friend says,"sure thats nothing " and whips out something that could poke your eye out ?
Thanks for the nomination,I am very proud and delighted.
The direct approach it is then since we are all agreed.
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