1/02/2006

Abi Titmuss



Hello,

I am not making this up, but a fellow by the name of Ian Hamilton, a former John Leslie lookalike has written a musical based on the life of Abi Titmuss. I suppose we should all be grateful Ben Elton isn't involved in any way. There may be some fascinating detail of Miss Titmuss' life I've overlooked but as far as I'm aware she makes a living getting her tits out and being jeered at by beer bellied halfwits in night clubs. A strangely depressing subject for a musical I'd have thought.

Can Rebecca Loos the musical be far behind?

3 comments:

west coaster said...

What are you on about! She looks like the perfect subject for a musical. Her tits are a symphony of voluptitude and the rest of her ... well FAAAWWWRRR!

Clairwil said...
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Clairwil said...

On the evidence of the picture above, there is indeed nothing wrong with Abi's tits. Are they enough for her to be the subject of a musical though? I think not. A special sealed pull out attached to Nuts would be a sufficient tribute I think.