I am not making this up, but a fellow by the name of Ian Hamilton, a former John Leslie lookalike has written a musical based on the life of Abi Titmuss. I suppose we should all be grateful Ben Elton isn't involved in any way. There may be some fascinating detail of Miss Titmuss' life I've overlooked but as far as I'm aware she makes a living getting her tits out and being jeered at by beer bellied halfwits in night clubs. A strangely depressing subject for a musical I'd have thought.
Can Rebecca Loos the musical be far behind?