Hello,
I was looking for something cheery to end the year on and found this. For reasons which are a total mystery to me a woman by the name of Sharon Tendler has married a dolphin. She claims that their relationship is non sexual, which I'm sure is a relief for Cindy the (male) dolphin, who no one could blame for being somewhat confused. I'm quite partial to our animal friends myself, however not once, even for a laugh have I considered marrying one. I cannot see the point. Then again I cannot see the point voluntarily appearing on TV to have Gillian McKeith poke about one's bowel movements or turning up for TV talent contests when one has no discernible talent for anything. In short I cannot see the point of making an utter clown of oneself in front of the world's media.
Have a great New Year and all the best for 2006
3 comments:
happy new year's to you and yours.
if there's one person i cannot stand it's that gillian mckeith bint. she's so unattractive - in every possible way. and now i discover she has a fancy money-spinning website too. ugh! yes, where IS my local colonic irrigation centre? and why is that dolphin called cindy if it's a male? and will the consummation be televised? and shouldn't there be a law against it anyway?
happy new year clairwil!
Happy New Year to both of you.
Alan your spot on about Gillian McKeith, she's horrible. As for the dolphin I shudder to think what Cindy's mad wife will do next.
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