Bring Me A Severed Head

Hello,

God, spammers are loathsome, disgusting, evil scumbags. As anyone reading the comments on this post will know, they arouse every evil instinct within me. Oh I know you're sitting there, you reasonable old things, that you are, thinking to yourself this is something of an overreaction, you're thinking 'O for God's sake Clairwil, the world isn't ending'.

You'd be right, the world isn't ending but let me ask you a question. You meet a woman who tells you her son has been killed, would you try and sell her something? If you would you are a cunt and I 'd be grateful if you killed yourself now. Anyway I was strutting around the web when I decided to have a look at the Justice For Gordon Gentle website and have a peep at the guestbook. Yes the spammers were out in force. What is wrong with these cockroaches?

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I'm the first to admit I never know what to say to the bereaved but for fucks sake, I never try and sell them holidays.

So I'm issuing a challenge, bring me the severed head of a spammer and I'll be your lifelong servant and if you're very good I promise not to dance.