Does God Secretly Want It Up The Arse?
As long term followers of my internet ramblings will be aware, I take a keen interest in theological matters. I was therefore very distressed to come across these websites created and ruled by God himself. Perhaps it's just me but God seems a bit pissed off these days. Maybe the fact that his best work is behind him is dawning on him, I know I'm dying for him to repeat that burning bush trick he did for Moses and the lads. Turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt was another belter.
Anyhow these days God hates all sorts of stuff, namely fags (homosexuals not ciggies), Sweden, America and Canada. Homosexuals in particular seem to get him really worked up for some reason. I must say that does make me very suspicious. What can he be trying to hide? Looking at homosexuality and thinking 'I'd prefer not to' is reasonable enough. The following is overstating your case somewhat;
Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Canada's doom is now irreversible!
I wish I'd never come across God or his bloody mental websites. He's a total fucking bore. You couldn't spend longer than ten seconds in his company without wanting to lamp him. God should just accept he fucked it up when he gave us free will and get over it. The cunt!