10/18/2005
Does God Secretly Want It Up The Arse?
As long term followers of my internet ramblings will be aware, I take a keen interest in theological matters. I was therefore very distressed to come across these websites created and ruled by God himself. Perhaps it's just me but God seems a bit pissed off these days. Maybe the fact that his best work is behind him is dawning on him, I know I'm dying for him to repeat that burning bush trick he did for Moses and the lads. Turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt was another belter.
Anyhow these days God hates all sorts of stuff, namely fags (homosexuals not ciggies), Sweden, America and Canada. Homosexuals in particular seem to get him really worked up for some reason. I must say that does make me very suspicious. What can he be trying to hide? Looking at homosexuality and thinking 'I'd prefer not to' is reasonable enough. The following is overstating your case somewhat;
Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Canada's doom is now irreversible!
I wish I'd never come across God or his bloody mental websites. He's a total fucking bore. You couldn't spend longer than ten seconds in his company without wanting to lamp him. God should just accept he fucked it up when he gave us free will and get over it. The cunt!
Cheerio
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Jessica Clarkson. You have violated my blog and I'm going to track you down and throw rocks at you. Piss off, you subhuman marketing cunt.
In fact Jessica, I hope you get raped by goats. In public. You have aroused every evil instinct in me, I want to dig up your dead relatives and hurl boulders at them. I hope all your children get squints.
Hahaha! Funniest post I ever read. In fact I wet myself.
And yes, I must say, HE is getting a bit shrill in his old age:
"The popinjay King of Sweden - a moral titmouse in the plumage of a peacock, who lives lavishly with his lazy, horny kids on Sweden's largest social security check - is King of Fags, King of Zoophiles, King of Pedophiles, and King of Incestuous Perverts."
As they say, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
By the way, did you know that Jessica Clarkson is Jeremy's sister?
Poor Jessica. All she did was try and sell you some water and Private Road Construction. You know who that is, don't you?
"tarmac yer drive missus?"
Bet you never got this crap on tripod.....
Ironic that gooooogle ads came up with this on the same page:
Same sex couples
Immigrate to Canada A kinder gentler nation
www.newroots.ca
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