Cross Everything!

Religious types pray, atheists rub your calculators or make an excel spreadsheet. Do anything that doesn't involve harming rabbits feet. Ricky must win!

Cheerio

I know it's cheap but......

It has come to my attention that David Murray, the ruler of Rangers reckons that obesity is a bigger problem than sectarianism in Scotland. I cannot fathom for the life of me where he gets that notion from.