11/05/2005

Isn't George Clooney Lovely?


Ah lovely George. Good looks, a sense of humour and a pet pig, the man is a dream. A man so attractive he made me watch E.R despite it being a terrible programme. You can therefore imagine my shock and disappointment when I saw the headline in today's Sun 'Clooney Goes Loony'. However I needn't have worried, It appears George was, sigh, rescuing a lady. If only he took the 41 bus on a regular basis, I need never have my arse poked again.

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  1. Well, I count at least three different stories going on here. Considering we're talking about those paragons of journalistic integrity The London Evening Standard and The Sun, plus Clooney's people putting their spin on things, It's a case of believe what you want............

    That said, he's a fine actor and easily the best looking man in Hollywood.

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  2. I know, he's a fox!

    Oh by the way, I think your post on A Mischief Of Magpies has got us a scoop! Apparently a rumour is doing the rounds that Ross Kemp was having a steamy romp with Black only be discovered by wifey and given a fat lip. One thing's for certain you won't read it first in The Sun.

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  3. Sorry just spotted the typo. Ross was not romping with 80's one hit wonder Black, but Guy Black.

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  4. Yay!! Scoop for the Mischief.

    I had to do a wee google search on Guy Black, but I now understand fully. I wonder if we can draw our mystery poster out?

    Who was Black? I missed that one i'm afraid....

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  5. Black was responsible for 'Wonderful Life'

    http://www.timbosliverpool.co.uk/entertainment/music/music80s.htm

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