tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post113685358906200328..comments2023-11-05T10:06:05.380+00:00Comments on Clairwil: David Duff News!Clairwilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10503239355248016287noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137111618536438482006-01-13T00:20:00.000+00:002006-01-13T00:20:00.000+00:00I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you oth...I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady <BR/>All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <BR/>So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, <BR/>please stand up, please stand up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137108495864733392006-01-12T23:28:00.000+00:002006-01-12T23:28:00.000+00:00The theft of an identity is no laughing matter. A...The theft of an identity is no laughing matter. As a result I have decided, very much against my nature, to correspond here incognito for the time being. Surely it's the only way left for me to prove I am the real David Duff. Those poltroons may have my name but they will not have my soul.<BR/><BR/>Clairwil, I can assure you that the internet is all too real. I can also state for the record that my dreams are very pleasant but never seem to last long enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137105155302641722006-01-12T22:32:00.000+00:002006-01-12T22:32:00.000+00:00I feel quite giddy. Am starting to doubt own exist...I feel quite giddy. Am starting to doubt own existence. Is the internet real or is all this a dream taking place in David Duff's head?Clairwilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10503239355248016287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137102272034132972006-01-12T21:44:00.000+00:002006-01-12T21:44:00.000+00:00This is fun, perhaps there is no david duff, but a...This is fun, perhaps there is no david duff, but an analogy to improve our lives<BR/><BR/>we all must search for the david duff inside all of us<BR/><BR/>also claire nice blog, just found it from bag of bears, if I forget to link to it, remind me<BR/><BR/>also if the conversation is always this fun, will be backAKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12306523414105146490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137062088251822522006-01-12T10:34:00.000+00:002006-01-12T10:34:00.000+00:00David Duff, above, says 'the clue that indicates t...David Duff, above, says 'the clue that indicates the presence of my alter ego is the fact that 'my' name is in black instead of the usual blue'.<BR/><BR/>Aha! But your name in this comment is also black, while mine is blue. So therefore I am the real me.<BR/><BR/>But if you are the imposter, then I should not trust you regarding the significance of the colour of my name, so perhaps then it is blue which indicates the charlatan among us! That is, me!<BR/><BR/>That said, if you are the real Duff, then why do you suggest that a black name signifies a fake Duff, all the while having a black name yourself?<BR/><BR/>Could it be that we are both fake? Or, indeed, both real? The plot thickens!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137017784490127742006-01-11T22:16:00.000+00:002006-01-11T22:16:00.000+00:00I think the clue that indicates the presence of my...I think the clue that indicates the presence of my alter ego is the fact that 'my' name is in black instead of the usual blue.<BR/><BR/>I know I shouldn't ask but who is J. T. Leroy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137010568130982902006-01-11T20:16:00.000+00:002006-01-11T20:16:00.000+00:00Ah! Like the Luther Blisset thing in Italy? Inter...Ah! Like the Luther Blisset thing in Italy? Interesting.iLL Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107892879700381858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137006608829226862006-01-11T19:10:00.000+00:002006-01-11T19:10:00.000+00:00Now what you put it like that it all becomes so cl...Now what you put it like that it all becomes so clear.Clairwilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10503239355248016287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1137001814847132152006-01-11T17:50:00.000+00:002006-01-11T17:50:00.000+00:00David Duff is the JT Leroy of Blogdom. You may ask...David Duff is the JT Leroy of Blogdom. You may ask: is he a man, a woman, a group? Is that important? David Duff is the dissolution of all notions of identity and authorial ownership of text. David Duff is the crucible in which the 'self' is destroyed and then reborn as a multiplicityAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1136917971974516562006-01-10T18:32:00.000+00:002006-01-10T18:32:00.000+00:00This is all very,very confusing.This is all very,very confusing.Clairwilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10503239355248016287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1136915912126114792006-01-10T17:58:00.000+00:002006-01-10T17:58:00.000+00:00No, I'm Sparticus!Sorry, couldn't resist.............No, I'm Sparticus!<BR/><BR/>Sorry, couldn't resist............iLL Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107892879700381858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1136900006352866902006-01-10T13:33:00.000+00:002006-01-10T13:33:00.000+00:00Which of the two comments above come from the real...Which of the two comments above come from the real me?<BR/><BR/>On second thoughts, who cares?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1136891036806040782006-01-10T11:03:00.000+00:002006-01-10T11:03:00.000+00:00I'm afraid the above commenter is my imposter stri...I'm afraid the above commenter is my imposter striking again! I still maintain that my fan over at 'I Am David Duff' has not an ounce of the wit and subtlety required to properly satirise the Duff *ouevre*, nor, it seems, the good manners to keep it to his own blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18009508.post-1136885328150337732006-01-10T09:28:00.000+00:002006-01-10T09:28:00.000+00:00His second effort is better, and funnier, than his...His second effort is better, and funnier, than his first, but I still reckon he hasn't quite got the essential me. All he's doing is parroting some of my expressions without quite capturing my style. However, I'm sure he'll get better and I'm beginning to realise just how difficult it is to parody. I might try it myself but most of the bloggers I might wish to impersonate are beyond parody already!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com