2/15/2007

Tony Blair Is Scared Of Me!

Hello,
I was somewhat surprised to be greeted by a baying mob on leaving the house this afternoon. Never one to flee from trouble I collared one of them to ask what the meaning of this extraordinary outburst was. You will imagine my surprise and delight when the chap advised me that they were waiting for 'that cunt Blair' who had dropped in to the City Halls.

Well I have always wanted to give Tony Blair a piece of my mind, so I abandoned my plans and waited and waited and waited. I noted that the assembled crowd seemed to be quite competitive about how much they each hate Blair. It was wonderful, people were purple with rage about a whole range of issues. Truly there was something for everyone, well apart from Blair fans.

Anyway it transpired that Tony had to sneak out of another exit because the crowd had got so irate. Ha ha ha! Ten years ago he would have been out grinning at us in his usual obsequious manner, now he's forced to flee like a common criminal.

Still his visit to Glasgow isn't over yet, let's hope he hasn't seen the last of the angry mob.

Cheers

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Loads of anti-labour stuff on your blog. May I ask how you define your politics?

Clairwil said...

Wicked nationalist, non-aligned leftish, drifting towards libertarian on some issues and a softy statist on others is about the best I can do.

On the plus side I mean well and don't have any real power.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Blair sounds like a weakling. A real leader would set the lions on these barking dogs. Without fear, there is only chaos.

Clairwil said...

Not for the first time I defer to your superior knowledge Mr Bananas.

Anonymous said...

Haha! Excellent stuff, damn shame you never got near him.:D