7/17/2006

My Flats Are Being Menaced By A Fat Woman

Hello,

For reasons that are beyond me a fat woman has been emerging from the pub downstairs every few hours and demanding that a 'fuckin bastard' comes to the window 'right now'. I must say I'm a bit disturbed that any of my neighbours are acquainted with this monstrosity. As I'm sure you know I strive not to be a snob but well, she's a bit rough. I was half minded to lean out the window and ask her to shut up but that would be as foolish and dangerous as tweaking an angry bull. I have enough problems without that maniac crashing through my door and putting me in an evil headlock.

Who is she and what does she want?

Cheerio

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why don't you give her Lola's whip, I'll give her 50 quid to use it and we'll all be happy.

Not sure what you get out of it as you'll be minus a whip. Bugger it, I'll refund the cost of the whip as well. Sing along now "Hey big spender"

Christ, I've forgotten about the "fuckin bastard". Ach well, fuck him.

iLL Man said...

My guess is it involves "A cunt" who knows a "cunt" who said something to a "cunt" who said something about her man.

I may be wrong.

Clairwil said...

My guess is that we'll all be splashed accross the front page of The Digger this week.

Anonymous said...

re The Digger.

Is that good or bad?

Anonymous said...

How good would that be.......?

Clairwil said...

The front of The Digger would be something. Certainly a talking point.

Anonymous said...

She really likes you, she wants to kiss you...

Clairwil said...

Oh Lordy I hope not!